1. Only eat two cupcakes a week. I know they're delicious, but if you wanna look good you have to make sacrifices. And sure, the Gigi's staff will wonder where you are, but remember you're doing this to look good.
2. Get a totally awesome spray tan. You have to be between the color of carrots and cheesy Doritos. This will give you the illusion of being wealthy enough to afford awesome skin care and people will think you're from that Jersey Shore show.
3. Walk everywhere. Like walk to the rec center. Don't actually go in and embarrass yourself exercising, but the walk there will shed at least 50 calories. Walk to the elevator, walk to Gigi's before you dine on that cupcake, and walk to your car before you do the drive-thru at Zaxby's.
4. Get yourself a really cool pair of sunglasses. You need some big enough to block out the haters (and the sun).
4. Get yourself a really cool pair of sunglasses. You need some big enough to block out the haters (and the sun).
5. Actually don't change anything. There is no need to starve yourselves for that perfect "spring break bod". Trust us, passing out from dehydration or hunger will never be worth looking "good". Being skinny is not the same thing as being perfect. Be comfortable in your own skin. Go get tan, rock the bikinis and have fun. People respect you when you own it.